Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What sports are both plant-based?