What pizza always makes the cheer squad?
Pep-rally-roni.
What do you call George Washington's birthday celebration?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call a fish who knows everything?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?