Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
A boneyard.
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Which former US President was always cold?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?