Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
It takes a while to rise.
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What sweet treat never panics?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?