Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Because he didn't want to get caught red handed!
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why does grandma skip the hearing aid?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
How does Cupid visit his sweetheart?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?