Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
His brother told him it was an appetizer for lunch.
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did the two scientists hit it off instantly?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do you call a crate full of ducks?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?