Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
They were identical Twix®.
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How expensive is swimming with sharks?
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What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the calf dislike picture day?
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What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
How pricey is swimming with sharks?