Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it's over your head.
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call a cow caught in a whirlwind?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What does a librarian say when it's time to go home?
What do you call an angry monkey?