What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?