What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
It does a Lay's™-up.
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why did the train make everyone relax?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why do skunks feel misunderstood?