Why did the croissant win the race?
It was on a roll.
How do cows solve math problems?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why is tennis a rough dating sport?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?