What vegetables make the best music?
Beets.
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Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?