What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving dinner?
Off the hook.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do dads say after a huge holiday meal?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why avoid touching a bad pitch?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do you call a retriever on a hot beach day?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why were bugs playing football in a teacup?
What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?