What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
A wet blanket.
What kind of music do planets like?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why don't wolves like fast food?