What do you call a cow with great court skills?
A slam dunk steak.
Where do tough ducks come from?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why don't math teachers trust wild theories?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did the octopus stop writing?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why did the cat study medicine?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do you call a vacation without leaving your house?