Why is winter considered holy?
Because of the snow angels!
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why wouldn't the shop take the crab's money?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do parents say when they clean their kids' rooms?