What do you call a depressed strawberry?
A blueberry.
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What is blue and not heavy?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the chef love snow days?
Why was the golfer good at racing too?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the pepper win the cooking contest last night?