What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak.
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do snowmen add to their recipes?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why are maps such great therapists?