What do you call a running race organised by ghosts?
A dead heat.
Why are sailors great at writing letters?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What happened when the teacher joined the basketball game?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call a vacation without leaving your house?