Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Because she was a little eggs-tra.
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Where do books sleep?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
How do you get kids to do something?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?