How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
She sent her a pee-mail.
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What car does Yoda® drive?