What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Look clover there.
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How do you grill cheese?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?