Why does Jesus drive so much?
Because everyone asks him to take the wheel!
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you say to a great barista?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Which animals make the best students?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?