Which flower has the loudest roar?
A dandy-lion.
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the gardener bury coins?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?