Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Judy Garland.
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What did Darwin's kid say to a sibling?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?