What washes up on miniature beaches?
Microwaves.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?