What do cats use to whip up eggs?
Their whiskers.
Why did the orange stop halfway up the hill?
Why did the croissant win the race?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Who was the best investor in the Bible?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
How do you calm an elephant that's charging ahead?