Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Because she broke the record.
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Where is the coldest place to work?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?