What do you call a hippie's spouse?
Mississippi love.
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What did the chicken do at the fryer stand?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What kind of bee do teachers enjoy most?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?