What did the tree tell its kid asking for money?
I'm not made of green stuff.
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What did the baby laptop call its dad?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Which celebrity moonlights as a lawyer?