Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Because it's just so lava-ble.
Which relative loves rice?
Which animals always ace their exams?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
How do fleas travel from city to city?
What do farmers chat about while milking cows?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What time does a cartoon duck wake up?