What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why don't kangaroo moms like rainy days?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why did the hill do so well in math class?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?