Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why don't farmers pick skinny cows?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why do elephants grin at piano concerts?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why did the lamb cross the road?