Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
At the Ritz.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why are baseball games at night?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?