What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Use a cowculator.
Why did the vampire join the orchestra?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why was the geometry book so charming?
Where does a superhero park his ride?
Why didn't the two players date?
My grandma started walking miles every day-what happened next?