Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
She put all her eggs in one blackjack.
Which animal thrives when temperatures drop?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
How do you make antifreeze?
What game do mice love to play?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What did the baker say when Easter bread came out perfectly?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?