What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
A flat fish.
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why is the beach so confident?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What's a car's favorite TV show?