Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Because it had acute angles.
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What part of the body is always the last to quit?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why are dentists' kids so polite?
What do you call an Irish spider?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Where do kittens learn to swim?