Why did the student always get straight A's?
She did everything by the textbook.
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?