What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
It got ticks.
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
How do birds threaten one another?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?