Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why did the mare gain weight?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Do you have plans for Valentine's Day?
What did April say about all the tournament hype?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?