Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What is the smallest lion?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why do all the planets get along?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?