What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
We're fried.
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?