How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
Why can't skeletons play music in church?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why couldn't the First Lady get help around the house?
Why did the clock win the marathon?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why can you never find the number nine?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Are baby skunks cute?
What do cats use to beat eggs?