Which dog loves shiny things?
A gold retriever.
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do clouds do when they earn money?
What do you call a flower with extra energy?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call a sleeping crocodile?
Why was the bud so shy?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why was the egg hunt so hard this year?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What did the pig mom say at bedtime?