Which candy is always picking fights?
Sour attitudes.
What does a cat go to sleep on?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?