When should baseball players wear armor?
When they're playing knight games.
What's the saddest part of the week?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What's the loudest sport?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?