How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said "Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself."
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you call a stay-at-home vacation?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?