What do you call a cow in a tornado?
A milkshake.
What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after the big delivery?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you call a well-dressed volcano?
Why do moms make good vintners?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?