What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
The Catcher in the Rye.
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Where do books rest at night?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What drink do bakers love?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?